Literary Olympics: what wordsmith events would be on the program?

Imagine if there were an Olympics that favoured (bookish) brains over brawn. What would it look like?
The five Olympic rings.

With the Olympics in Paris just weeks away from commencement, ArtsHub decided it would be a bit of fun to speculate on what the Games would look like if, say, instead of sporting prowess being celebrated, we looked to championing the cerebral might of wordsmiths. To that end, we reached out to a community of bookish folk to see what events they would support if mind games were lauded over the body brawny and beautiful.

Did you know, for instance, that once upon a time medals were also awarded in five artistic categories: architecture, literature, music, painting and sculpture? All submitted artworks had to be original and sports-themed and, like their more athletic counterparts, those participating in this “Pentathlon of the Muses” were supposed to be amateurs. The categories were later divided into specific classifications such as literature in a drama, lyric or epic; orchestral and instrumental music, solo and chorus singing; drawings, graphic arts and paintings; statues, reliefs, medals, plaques and medallions. 

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Thuy On is the Reviews and Literary Editor of ArtsHub and an arts journalist, critic and poet who’s written for a range of publications including The Guardian, The Saturday Paper, Sydney Review of Books, The Australian, The Age/SMH and Australian Book Review. She was the Books Editor of The Big Issue for 8 years and a former Melbourne theatre critic correspondent for The Australian. Her debut, a collection of poetry called Turbulence, came out in 2020 and was released by University of Western Australia Publishing (UWAP). Her second collection, Decadence, was published in July 2022, also by UWAP. Her third book, Essence, will be published in 2025. Threads: @thuy_on123 Instagram: poemsbythuy