You know Canberra right? It’s the national compromise capital – lodged between Melbourne and Sydney – where all the politicians hang out and everyone has a job in the public sector. It’s a place where you can get your hands on fireworks and there’s a man-made lake right in the middle of it. It’s the seat of Parliament, its sculpted lawns as iconic as its triangular spire. It’s the home of the Mint, where all grade six kids across the country eventually find themselves. There’s the High Court, and the Royal Military College, Duntroon.